“Come on down, best part of town–
Come from afar? There’s the African Bar
Two dollar shops, hair styles like mops
The dealers are there and so are the cops
Tis’ Smith St, the “With-It” street,
The Off Beat Organic Shit Street
You can eat paella and tapas your feet
And Ole, Ole, down Johnston Street
On Brunswick St. you can smell the Kulture
So hang around if you’re a Kulture Valture
Gertrude was crude - the old stables, the tram cables,
Rob Roy - True Blue Boy - Now it’s the Clothes Labels !
Thai Thai, Vinh Vinh, Tran Tran, Tho,Tho
Built for Queen Vic and the Brides On The Go
Victoria St. - now so hip - On route 86 - It’s worth a trip!!!!